Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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