I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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