Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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