I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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