I need help removing her.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
