He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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