Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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