you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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