Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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