I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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