Me too!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
As shirtless as possible
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
