I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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