oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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