So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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