chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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