Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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