I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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