The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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