I think i peed on brittanys purse
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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