yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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