That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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