Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
why is half of my head shaved?
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