Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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