Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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