Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I had to cum in my sink.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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