Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
honey bunches of taint.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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