His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
