with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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