I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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