people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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