I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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