Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Pants are for mortals
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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