"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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