i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
