What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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