he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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