you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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