I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
3 2 1 whiskey
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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