careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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