oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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