Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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