We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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