I haven't been this sober since birth.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My vagina just clenched in fear
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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