i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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