He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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