i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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