doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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