this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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