I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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