A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My dick has a subreddit
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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